Junior Jokes! by Sophie Miller

During our blogging class this morning, we thought it would be a good idea to give some of you parents a laugh. These are the jokes we came up with:

How do trees get on the internet?
They log in!

What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground Beef!

A man and a dog were going down the street. The man rode, yet walked. what was the dogs name?
Yet!

What do you call a can with a Santa hat and an American flag?
A-Merry-Can (American)

Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Amos!
Amos who?
A mosquito bit me!

Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Annie!
Annie who?
And he bit me again!

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